LE GURU DU MMA sur OBTENIR UNE PETITE AMIE

34 Responses

1. "I'm single by choice"

2. Incel?

3. Based neo-incel

4. You should probably try get a GF offline.. not through instagram dms

5. guru is a Volcel deal with it

6. Why would Guru need a girlfriend when he has foursomes in South Africa, right guys? 😂

7. do any of these mma youtubers have girlfriends? I cant think of one

8. Even his impression of his imaginary girlfriend ,
   was 100% spot on ! 😅

9. 🤣🤣

10. Any woman would take one look at that haircut and have one whiff of that BO and turn the other way.

11. Yeah his girlfriend would force him to stop making money on YouTube even though that’s the reason she’s dating you. Yeah makes sense to me to fatty.

12. I have so much respect for this

13. "Having a girlfriend is gay" – MMA Guru.

14. The main problem is he has no consistent sleep schedule, his sleep revolves around being awake all night on soy UK time to watch UFC events or cover news that breaks in Main Character time zone (EST), so he would have to choose between correcting his sleep and spending time with the gf vs working on the channel, he's correct that it would end his channel unless he moved to America.

15. How tf can guru afford housing in London

16. “I don’t think I can”
    Yeah we know piggy…we know

17. Don’t forget guru is the guy who’s never kissed a girl before
    It’s not just about the channel

18. MMA nerd virgin😂

19. "But its Rozenstruik Gaziev, you have to understand!" LMFAOOO

20. DDP turned him out we know the truth

21. “i heard what you said yesterday on stream” 🤣

22. Bro if a girl gives you attitude or lip, you dump her right then and there. If you tolerate that shit you’re on your way to becoming Ian Garry.

23. I just watch UFC and I do not have a full time job related to it. I still have issues with having my Saturday evenings blocked due to that.

24. based

25. he cant get one lol

26. "but it's rozenstreik/gaziev you have to understand" 🤣

27. I also didn't know that the G in Guru ,
    stands for the G in MGTOW . 😅

28. I hope he finds a fellow hog to be with

29. Imagine Gurus channel turns into MMA Holes

30. Guru needs to find a girlfriend equally as edgy so that he can turn back into old Guru with Merab-esque rants and such

31. true mmacel guru

32. 0:40 that’s actually true

33. Soy 😂😂😂

34. No 🐷🐖 around to be with guru?